$TPP Meme Staking Protocol

Ton Ponzi
Protocol

Stack TON. Earn $TPP tax rewards. Don't pull the wrong block.

Enter the Tower

Parody protocol. Rewards are variable. No guaranteed returns. Not financial advice. Not actually a Ponzi. Just Jenga with taxes.

TON
TPP
TAX
STAKE
TON
TPP
TON
REWARD
TPP
TAX
TON
PROTOCOL
CLAIM
Stake Your TON Block

Stack responsibly. The tower rewards the stackers.

🦐 Shrimp Block

Connect your TON wallet to start stacking blocks.

Your TON Staked
0.00
0.00% of tower
Pending $TPP
0
Total TON Staked
0
0 stackers
Reward Pool
0
Last: —
Parody protocol. Rewards depend on token activity and tax flow — they are not guaranteed. Only interact with audited contracts when live.
Tower Stability Meter
Wobble level0%
Ponzi-o-Meter
The tower is vibing.
Top Stackers
#1🏛️JengaKing.ton
184,220 TON
#2🐋blockpuller
92,410 TON
#3🐋anon4269
41,800 TON
#4💪tax_enjoyer
12,044 TON
#5🦐shrimpy
980 TON
How the Tower Pays

Your share of the tower = your share of the tax pool.

Stack TON

Stake TON into the protocol. Each TON = one block in your spot of the tower.

Tax accrues

$TPP trading tax (3/3 via StonksLabs) routes into the staking reward pool.

Rewards drop

Pool is distributed proportionally to your share of total TON staked.

Reward formula
User Rewards = (User Staked TON / Total Staked TON) × Distributed $TPP Tax

Example: stake 10% of all TON in the tower → receive 10% of the next $TPP tax distribution. Distributions depend on token activity. Not guaranteed.

Daily Block Pull

Pull a random block. No financial reward. Just vibes.

Block Ranks
🦐
Shrimp Block
< 1,000 TON
💪
Chad Block
≥ 1,000 TON
🐋
Whale Block
≥ 10,000 TON
🏛️
Architect of the Tower
≥ 100,000 TON
StonksLabs Tax Router

3/3 tax → reward pool.

$TPP token tax is configured via StonksLabs (3% buy / 3% sell). Tax routes to the staking reward pool and is distributed proportionally to TON stakers.

stonkslabs.com
$TPP Token Address
PLACEHOLDER
EQ___PLACEHOLDER_TPP_TOKEN_ADDRESS___
Tax Receiver Address
PLACEHOLDER
EQ___PLACEHOLDER_TAX_RECEIVER_WALLET___
Staking Contract Address
PLACEHOLDER
EQ___PLACEHOLDER_STAKING_CONTRACT___
Reward Distributor Address
PLACEHOLDER
EQ___PLACEHOLDER_REWARD_DISTRIBUTOR___
Developer note

Replace the mock StonksLabsTaxRouter with the real $TPP token contract, tax receiver wallet, and distribution smart contract once audited. All addresses above are placeholders.

Tokenomics

Wood, taxes, and TON.

Token
$TPP
Chain
TON
Tax
3 / 3 via StonksLabs
Reward Model
Proportional $TPP to TON stakers
Utility
Staking rewards · ranks · meme
APY
No fixed APY · No guarantees
Roadmap

Block by block.

Phase 1
Build the Tower
Launch website · Community formation · Meme campaign
Phase 2
Stack the Blocks
TON wallet connection · Staking dashboard · $TPP reward pool setup
Phase 3
Tax the Tower
StonksLabs tax routing · Reward distributor integration · Public dashboard
Phase 4
Don't Let It Fall
Audits · Leaderboards · Community games · More TON-native integrations