Stack TON. Earn $TPP tax rewards. Don't pull the wrong block.
Parody protocol. Rewards are variable. No guaranteed returns. Not financial advice. Not actually a Ponzi. Just Jenga with taxes.
Stack responsibly. The tower rewards the stackers.
Connect your TON wallet to start stacking blocks.
Stake TON into the protocol. Each TON = one block in your spot of the tower.
$TPP trading tax (3/3 via StonksLabs) routes into the staking reward pool.
Pool is distributed proportionally to your share of total TON staked.
Example: stake 10% of all TON in the tower → receive 10% of the next $TPP tax distribution. Distributions depend on token activity. Not guaranteed.
Pull a random block. No financial reward. Just vibes.
$TPP token tax is configured via StonksLabs (3% buy / 3% sell). Tax routes to the staking reward pool and is distributed proportionally to TON stakers.
EQ___PLACEHOLDER_TPP_TOKEN_ADDRESS___EQ___PLACEHOLDER_TAX_RECEIVER_WALLET___EQ___PLACEHOLDER_STAKING_CONTRACT___EQ___PLACEHOLDER_REWARD_DISTRIBUTOR___Replace the mock StonksLabsTaxRouter with the real $TPP token contract, tax receiver wallet, and distribution smart contract once audited. All addresses above are placeholders.